It’s like we’re married…
is it bad that it scares me how much we hang out? is it bad that I keep thinking that I’d rather be single? but the only reason i want to be single is that i want to go wild? to go to a club again and get crazy? to makeout with random strangers? im afraid i may end up braking up with you babe… and none of it has to do with you… bad? probably. but then again, i’ve always been a little vain. i just used to always go fr the more attractive girls. not that you aren’t attractive. you just aren’t that hott. you are a 7… and i feel bad saying that cuz you always talk about how much you like the way i look naked. which is wierd because I dont even like how i look naked. but i guess that has something to do with me not liking penis’? lol. maybe if i was gay i might understand haha. i forgot how nice it was to rant on this. rant rant rant. can’t wait to look back on this in 6months to a year and be all “wtf? i was such a fag then!!” and such. peace tumblr.
I Am…?
The most handsome man you’ll ever meet
The ugliest man you’ll ever meet
Both the smartest man in the world and the dumbest
The man of your dreams and the guy you can’t stand the most
Incredibly strong yet pitifully weak
Exceedingly rich while pitifully poor
The nicest man around while being a total jerk
I am many things, but most of all thinking
Of how the whole world is summed up by perceptions and ___________.
girls are much more than what they seem. they’re more than just the makeup, the clothes, the shoes, the bags, the sunglasses, the outside. they’re more than just whiny bitches. we’re so much more.. too bad some boys can’t understand. a girl’s life is a bitch itself. on a daily basis we deal with bitches, backstabbers, lies, boyfriends, crushes, exes, appearance, insecurity, bullying and so much more. everyday we wake up, we have to shower. we have to fix our hair. then, we have to get dressed. we spend hours infront of our mirror for you. making sure we look good. then we have to apply make up. while doing all this, there’s so much to consider.. especially gossipers and guys. if something’s too short, they’ll call us a whore. something’s too long, they’ll call us ugly. we go through buckets full of ice cream because we’ve had way too many broken hearts. we cry because bitches wanna hate and boyfriends wanna bitch. we can’t complain because we don’t wanna be annoying. we trust people, then they end up stabbing us in the back. we learn stuff the hard way. every guy out there making a period joke, like are you for real? no. just because you’re being a little bitch and pissing me off doesn’t mean i’m on my period. get over it. we get hurt multiple times, and keep running back to the same people. we love hard, and hurt hard. we care too much. we’re never understood. we go through so much trouble when you don’t even notice. we listen to songs till five in the morning and fall asleep to it just because it reminds us of you. we try so hard to impress you, while dealing with all that’s said about us. after everything, we sit our asses down on tumblr and reblog everything that reminds us of you. we spill our guts out to our bestfriends who’ve probably had enough of you. we go on facebook and we check your profile a million times, and go through all your pictures. even if we have seen them all before. we hear what people say about us, and sometimes we break inside. but no matter what, even after everything, we have to come out strong. we have to put a big smile on our faces and pretend like everything’s ok. we have to act nice towards the haters, even knowing everything that they said about us. we love even though we know we shouldn’t. and we wait for something that’ll never happen. but no matter what, we manage to act like everything’s fine, even though everything’s falling apart. that’s a day in a girl’s life. imagine dealing with all that everyday. we’re so much more than what you think. so much more than what we seem.
jealousykills—:(via msindependant)
if this really is your life, your life sucks. ahahah.
HAHAHA wow. really? if all girls are like that, then i guess ill be single the rest of my life. get over yourself everyone has problems. I myself have 99 but a bitch aint one! =P
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UGH I WANT TO BE HER
PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE ME LOOK THIS PRETTY
she’s so absolutely cute.
you are very pretty. I wish I could meet you. just for a minute? =]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l650x25Y9T1qabuy9o1_500.jpg)
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UGH I WANT TO BE HER
PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE ME LOOK THIS PRETTY
she’s so absolutely cute.
you are very pretty. I wish I could meet you. just for a minute? =]
Hey Harry, what have you accomplished in your life?
iturnedroman:oitheresawargoingonhere:dexterbydesign:
Oh you know just beat Voldermort when I was 11. Then his memory when I was 12. Saved my godfather when I was 13. Competed in a Triwizard Cup when I was 14 then watched my sort of friend die and witnessed the rebirth of the Dark Lord but made it out alive. Oh when I was 15 I fought Voldermort again and found out that I have a destiny and that I had to kill Voldermort if the Wizarding World were to find peace. When I was 16, I had to deal with that info and school and find Horcruxes in order to kill Voldermort and had to watch my mentor die at the hands of my enemy. 17 was a rough year too. I couldn’t return to school, Voldermort took over the Wizarding World, I chased down Horcruxes with my best friends, almost lost one, found the place where my parents died protecting me, then I broke into a bank, stole a dragon, flew to Hogwarts and lead my friends into battle against the forces of evil, losing some of them at the hands of evil wizards, then sacrificed myself so the war could end and give my friends a chance. Turns out I managed to kill the part of Voldermort in me then killed him and saved the entire world. And that was all in just a span of 7 years.
Hey Edward Cullen, you’ve been around forever. What the fuck have you done besides whine and bitch and moan?
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.
then I broke into a bank, stole a dragon, flew to Hogwarts and lead my friends into battle against the forces of evil
OMFG Harry is such a badass.
Not to mention defeating Voldemort at only 1.
Hey, can we get some internets over here please? Preferably gift wrapped?
THIS THIS THIS.
PREACH!LMFAO THIS IS THE BIBLE
This is wonderful.
I can’t even begin to describe how right this is
CHIPPER!?!?!
Wow. i’ve been called many things but thats first. excuse me for trying to make conversation. excuse me for trying to be friends. fuck you! oh and that letter apologizing to your dad? not. gonna. happen. and yet i can’t completely blame you, you haven’t decided who you are yet. soon enough you’ll find out that you ARE one of those popular girls. yup im going to count this experience under “stupid ass things i regret and am NEVER going to do again”. the kind of girl im looking for, i should know by now she wont be that easy to find.
well now… this is fun!
i get to work at my old job at subway, which means easy money and great hours.
that also means i get to start getting in shape again, which i have been trying to do for TOO long. hooray for the nautilis and their cheap prices!
things with kate are, well as good as they can get in the current situation, but she still makes me smile so its ok :)
AND im about to go run. for like 6 miles. ME! im so proud. ill hate myself in about 30 mins though lol.
life is lookin good. this summer should be a fun one, and then its back to work again in the fall.
You’re At It Again
Doing what you do best
And they’ll never know it till its too late
But who can blame you?
For using your one true skill?
but still, what a skill to have…
You’re so predictable, and yet totally random
Maybe one day you’ll figure it out
But probably not.
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